It's been raining so much here we've been hearing a lot of rain jokes:

• What do you call two straight days of Rain…….The Weekend.
• Daylight Savings Time means one more hour of RAIN.
• It takes two weeks to make Sun Tea.
• There's a Pool in your Backyard...and your front yard...and your side yard
• Little League started and ended on the same day!

Wacky Things Kids Say

• Feb 2008 - When recounting their adventures in the bounceopolis place - J (10 years old): "Dad. You should totally come jump with us. There's a bunch of teenagers there your age!"
• "When on a long drive, my five year old kept saying "Can't... hold... on... much... longer!" in the same inflection as "Cliff Hanger" on the TV show Between the Lions. We were getting pretty tired of it, until we realized she was saying "Can't... hold... it... much... longer!" and she had to use the potty.
• M(5): "What did the tooth fairy look like?" J(9): "A glimpse of light!"

A Seven Year Old Girl's Prayers

• "Take good care of our world. Pause. Let me rephrase that. Take good care of your world."
• "Help all of Justin's pets to have a good night's sleep." Pause. "Except for the nocturnal ones."
• "Help my pool to go good while I am gone." (In the middle of our pool construction)
• "Please don't let me hamsters or the guinea pigs die while I am gone."